Dyneema® Poop-moji Pouch
The ultimate ultralight companion for adventurers with a sense of humor and a knack for staying organized. Made from rugged yet lightweight Dyneema®, this pouch is perfect for storing toiletries, first-aid essentials, or whatever you need to keep handy on the trail.
Key Features:
Durable and Weather-Resistant: Crafted from 100% Dyneema®, renowned for its incredible strength-to-weight ratio and resistance to water and abrasions.
Compact & Ultralight: Adds virtually no weight to your pack while offering ample room for your trail necessities.
Fun & Functional Design: The playful poop-emoji pattern brings a little humor to your hikes—because nature calls, but why not answer with style?
Eco-Friendly Packaging: We care about the trails we roam. Our packaging is as mindful as our gear.
Perfect For:
Backpackers and thru-hikers seeking lightweight, durable gear.
Outdoor enthusiasts who want to add a touch of fun to their setup.
Anyone who appreciates functional gear that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
Sizing:
Standard: 7.5" wide x 5" tall - 0.3oz - Fits Deuce of Spades #2 or smaller trowels
Tall: 7.5" wide x 6" tall - 0.4oz - Fits Deuce of Spades #2 or smaller trowels, and has additional height to accommodate a pee funnel!
Wide: 9.5” wide x 5” tall (wide) - 0.4oz - Will fit larger ultralight trowels, for example the Deuce of Spades #3 and Prairie Dog trowels
Made with:
1.0 oz Dyneema® Composite Fabric (CT2K.18) or 1.43 oz Dyneema® Composite Fabric Hybrid (CT5K.18)
YKK water-resistant zipper and pulls
Nylon Grosgrain Ribbon
Whether you're summiting peaks, hitting the trails, or camping out under the stars, the Dyneema® Hiker Poop-Moji Pouch is your go-to storage solution. Tough, lightweight, and just the right amount of cheeky—this pouch is as practical as it is fun.
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