QUEENS GRASS

8 oz long burning scented paraffin wax candle.

GET OFF THE QUEEN'S GRASS

SCENT: Grass

Back in the day, when our bases were cared for, curbs were painted, grass was cut, and flag-poles were not rusty. You would never, ever, EVER walk on the grass. If you did, if even the toe of your boot came close, from out of nowhere, the thunderous voice of a crewcut topped, pay stick thrusting, megolith of a man would yell “GET OFF THE QUEEN'S GRASS!”